Um, wow. Apparently this girl was assaulted at an ATM by a black man who did it because she has a McCain sticker on her car.
Lemme start by saying, if I’m wrong here, I’m sorry. That sucks. But I’m not wrong.
Why am I so sure? Well, because take a look at the following black eyes I found in a Google image search:
Notice, bruising on both sides, and the bruising is not black, but actually purple, which bruising tends to be. Also notice the imperfect bruising and swelling, also not seen in the assailant’s photo.
Now sure, one picture doesn’t tell the story. So here’s more:
Notice not only the bleeding (and yes, I realize that doesn’t happen every time, but the uneven bruising, again). Oh yes, and the swelling.
Holy shit. No explanation needed.
OK, so enought about the black eye, which looks a lot like girls I’ve seen crying at the Wayside at CMU and smearing their mascara, but whatever.
How about the backwards B that was carved into her face with a knife(?)! First off, it’s backwards. Who the hell would go through the trouble of carving it backwards? And second, there’s no blood. If you were mad enough at a person because of who they were voting for, and wanted to make a point by carving the guy you wanted to vote for’s first initial into their face, wouldn’t you, ya know, make it bleed? Or make it permanent? I mean, make it count, right?
Also, what about the fact she didn’t go to the hospital? I mean, you were attacked and had a knife carving a backwards B into your face, wouldn’t you go to the hospital? (Also, that’s a pretty clean backwards B. She must have been sitting real still).
Oh, and she twittered the before and after of this event, advertising that she would have a great blog post about it today. A-Mazing.
